We won't call them "toxic"
But "legacy funds"
Remember
The bankers
Holding the guns:
Equivocovery
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Clean Energy Future, 3/23/09
The choice: we keep digging
Our fuel from the ground
Or we turn to new sources
And a future
That's sound:
Greenewable
Our fuel from the ground
Or we turn to new sources
And a future
That's sound:
Greenewable
On France's Return to NATO, 3/21/09
I welcome back France
and Nicolas Sarko
Zy to the En
Ay Tee
To the O:
Cornerstalliance
and Nicolas Sarko
Zy to the En
Ay Tee
To the O:
Cornerstalliance
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Weekly Address, 3/21/09
This budget must
Be green and healthy,
Teach kids
And make us
Long term wealthy:
Fourprinciples
Be green and healthy,
Teach kids
And make us
Long term wealthy:
Fourprinciples
Friday, March 20, 2009
Message to Iran, 3/20/09
We seek a future
Including Iran
Nowruz New
Year new
Yes we can
Eidehshomamobarak
Including Iran
Nowruz New
Year new
Yes we can
Eidehshomamobarak
With National Conference of State Legislatures, 3/20/09
We'll spend the funds
For many uses
But wasters
Will have
No excuses:
Meetthetest
For many uses
But wasters
Will have
No excuses:
Meetthetest
Tonight Show, 3/19/09
The problem's grown
Through many years
It takes some
Time to
Change our gears:
Cultureshift
Through many years
It takes some
Time to
Change our gears:
Cultureshift
With Irish PM Brian Cowen, 3/17/09
The Taoiseach and I
Just may be related
His county's
My county
Distantly dated:
Offalysons
Just may be related
His county's
My county
Distantly dated:
Offalysons
Department of Veterans Affairs, 3/16/09
Our obligation
Binds our fates
To those who
Passed beyond
These gates:
Debtofhonor
Binds our fates
To those who
Passed beyond
These gates:
Debtofhonor
On Small and Big Business, 3/16/09
That AIG's sure
Got some stones
Yet smaller
Merchants still
Need loans:
Compensizing
Got some stones
Yet smaller
Merchants still
Need loans:
Compensizing
Meeting with Lula da Silva, 3/14/09
On biofuels
I need to mention
We need to
Ease the
Excess tension:
Followthelula
I need to mention
We need to
Ease the
Excess tension:
Followthelula
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Weekly Address, 3/14/09
Protections of
The nation's plate
Are long
Beyond their
Sell-by-date:
Publichazard
The nation's plate
Are long
Beyond their
Sell-by-date:
Publichazard
Accountable Recovery Conference, 3/12/09
Is wiser spending
Too much to ask?
I think you're
Ready for
The task:
JoeBiden'swatching
Too much to ask?
I think you're
Ready for
The task:
JoeBiden'swatching
Budget Signing and Earmark Reform, 3/11/09
I'm signing this
To keep things going
But future
Pork needs
Public showing:
Transparaspend
To keep things going
But future
Pork needs
Public showing:
Transparaspend
White House Council on Women and Girls, 3/11/09
We carry forward
As a team
To help
Fulfill all
Daughters' dreams:
Forthemomstoo
As a team
To help
Fulfill all
Daughters' dreams:
Forthemomstoo
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Speech to the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, 3/10/09
Recruiting, preparing,
And rewarding outstanding
Teachers allows
The kids a
Safe landing:
Counterparty
And rewarding outstanding
Teachers allows
The kids a
Safe landing:
Counterparty
Monday, March 9, 2009
Memo on Scientific Integrity, 3,9/09
The policies good
Science supports
Must be kept
From political
Kangaroo courts:
Harnessthepower
Science supports
Must be kept
From political
Kangaroo courts:
Harnessthepower
Executive Order on Stem Cells, 3/9/09
The limits of
The past eight years
Will now give
Way to new
Frontiers:
Fundingcoming
The past eight years
Will now give
Way to new
Frontiers:
Fundingcoming
Labels:
anti-science,
Burma-Shave,
Bush reversals,
science
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Columbus, OH 3/6/09
The plan puts more cops
On the beat
Puts jobs on
Main before
Wall Street:
Keepingpeace
On the beat
Puts jobs on
Main before
Wall Street:
Keepingpeace
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Healthcare forum, 3/5/09
Can costs be kept
Under control
While boosting
Healthcare
For the whole?
Squarethecircle
Under control
While boosting
Healthcare
For the whole?
Squarethecircle
On Contractors, 3/4/09
In private contracts
We have trusted
Too much
Now the budget's
Busted:
Nomorenobid
We have trusted
Too much
Now the budget's
Busted:
Nomorenobid
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Presser with Gordon Brown, 3/3/09
1.
What threats we faced
Were not the Russians
The letter
Just began
Discussions:
Quidprono
2.
Great Britain and the
United States
Share common
Laws and
Common fates:
Specialfriends
3.
The day to day
Gyrations and
The fits and starts
Will lead
To land:
Eventually
4.
The global system's
Sure outdated
It's time
We got it
Regulated:
Capitalflows
What threats we faced
Were not the Russians
The letter
Just began
Discussions:
Quidprono
2.
Great Britain and the
United States
Share common
Laws and
Common fates:
Specialfriends
3.
The day to day
Gyrations and
The fits and starts
Will lead
To land:
Eventually
4.
The global system's
Sure outdated
It's time
We got it
Regulated:
Capitalflows
Labels:
Burma-Shave,
Press conference,
recovery,
United Kingdom
Monday, March 2, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Camp Lejeune, 2/27/09
Six years and now
The end is starting
We'll still
Engage while
We're departing:
Carefuldemob
The end is starting
We'll still
Engage while
We're departing:
Carefuldemob
Address to Congress, 2/24/09, in fourteen stanzas
1.
You don't need numbers
To see the truth
Of this
Recession's
Azimuth:
Pointingdown
2.
The answers lie
Within our reach
With those who make
And those
who teach:
Imagipreneurs
3.
It's time we come
To recognize
That short-term
Thinking
Isn't wise:
Agendaset
4.
I know the skeptics
Don't believe
But I've got
Nothing
Up my sleeve:
It'sontheweb
5.
We'll break the cycle
Re-start the credit
We'll do it
Just the way
I said it:
Accountable
6.
The Wall Street traders
Start to sing
A sad song
When they see
The strings:
Notaboutthebanks
7.
We must acknowledge
Bigger facts;
We can't let
Anger guide
Our acts:
Solvetheproblem
8.
History teaches
That the nation
Responds
To crisis
With transformation:
Conditionate
9.
We're oil addicts
To get off it
Green energy
Must turn
A profit:
Reimagine
10.
Though it might
Be tempting fate
Health care
Reform
Cannot wait:
Consciencecause
11.
For schools to offer
Better courses
They need more
Than a few
Resources:
Togethernow
12.
In the long run
We'll have to get
Our children's
Children
Out of debt:
Inheriburden
13.
I think about
Leonard Abess
Ty’Sheoma Bethea
Greensburg
Kansas:
Noquitterswe
14.
We may not always
Have agreed
But want
Our country
To succeed:
Godblessetc.
*
White House Link
You don't need numbers
To see the truth
Of this
Recession's
Azimuth:
Pointingdown
2.
The answers lie
Within our reach
With those who make
And those
who teach:
Imagipreneurs
3.
It's time we come
To recognize
That short-term
Thinking
Isn't wise:
Agendaset
4.
I know the skeptics
Don't believe
But I've got
Nothing
Up my sleeve:
It'sontheweb
5.
We'll break the cycle
Re-start the credit
We'll do it
Just the way
I said it:
Accountable
6.
The Wall Street traders
Start to sing
A sad song
When they see
The strings:
Notaboutthebanks
7.
We must acknowledge
Bigger facts;
We can't let
Anger guide
Our acts:
Solvetheproblem
8.
History teaches
That the nation
Responds
To crisis
With transformation:
Conditionate
9.
We're oil addicts
To get off it
Green energy
Must turn
A profit:
Reimagine
10.
Though it might
Be tempting fate
Health care
Reform
Cannot wait:
Consciencecause
11.
For schools to offer
Better courses
They need more
Than a few
Resources:
Togethernow
12.
In the long run
We'll have to get
Our children's
Children
Out of debt:
Inheriburden
13.
I think about
Leonard Abess
Ty’Sheoma Bethea
Greensburg
Kansas:
Noquitterswe
14.
We may not always
Have agreed
But want
Our country
To succeed:
Godblessetc.
*
White House Link
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Weekly Address, 2/21/09
The plan's just one step
On the journey
To wheel
The economic
Gurney:
Readyshovels
On the journey
To wheel
The economic
Gurney:
Readyshovels
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Weekly Address, 2/14/09: Burmashaved!
We'll make a website
*
So everyone knows
*
Just where that
*
Recovery
*
Money goes:
*
Stimutrace
White House link
*
So everyone knows
*
Just where that
*
Recovery
*
Money goes:
*
Stimutrace
White House link
Friday, February 13, 2009
Lincoln Association Breakfast, 2/12/09
Among the things
*
Abe Lincoln knew
*
Some only
*
A union
*
Can do:
*
Rediscovery
*
Abe Lincoln knew
*
Some only
*
A union
*
Can do:
*
Rediscovery
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Nightline Interview, 2/10/09
Wall Street views
*
My plan with doubt
*
Because
*
It wants
*
An easy out:
*
Bankerbabies
*
My plan with doubt
*
Because
*
It wants
*
An easy out:
*
Bankerbabies
Monday, February 9, 2009
Press Conference 4: to Jake Tapper
Metric 1, job creation
*
Metric 2, credit's back
*
Metric 3, housing markets
*
To get on
*
A proper track
*
Grownupsplease
*
Metric 2, credit's back
*
Metric 3, housing markets
*
To get on
*
A proper track
*
Grownupsplease
Press Conference 3: To Jennifer Loven
It's not the truth
*
That brings us down
*
But the politics
*
That runs
*
This town
*
Nonononono
*
That brings us down
*
But the politics
*
That runs
*
This town
*
Nonononono
Press Conference (2), 2/9/09
We can't afford
*
To wait and see
*
If crisis
*
Becomes
*
Catastrophe
*
Barackolyptic
*
To wait and see
*
If crisis
*
Becomes
*
Catastrophe
*
Barackolyptic
Press Conference (1), 2/9/09
The people didn't
*
Make this mess
*
But bankers'
*
Reckless
*
Greediness:
*
Barackdown
*
Make this mess
*
But bankers'
*
Reckless
*
Greediness:
*
Barackdown
Elkhart, Indiana, 2/9/09
The bill isn't perfect
*
But it's sized about right
*
We're not gonna fix
*
This big mess
*
Overnight
*
Baragitate
*
But it's sized about right
*
We're not gonna fix
*
This big mess
*
Overnight
*
Baragitate
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Weekly Address, 2/7/09
The people are watching
*
Republicans smirk
*
Do they want
*
To trade insults
*
Or put people
*
To work?
*
Partisnore
White House link
*
Republicans smirk
*
Do they want
*
To trade insults
*
Or put people
*
To work?
*
Partisnore
White House link
Labels:
Burma-Shave,
Obama,
stimulus plan,
weekly address
Friday, February 6, 2009
Economic Recovery Advisory Board, 2/6/09
We need more than echoes
*
And thinking by group
*
Though we're all drinking
*
From the same thin
*
Bowl of soup:
*
Econogruel
*
And thinking by group
*
Though we're all drinking
*
From the same thin
*
Bowl of soup:
*
Econogruel
Williamsburg Speech, 2/5/09
These aren't just statistics.
*
This isn't a game.
*
They didn't just vote
*
for more
*
of the same:
*
Oburnitup
*
This isn't a game.
*
They didn't just vote
*
for more
*
of the same:
*
Oburnitup
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
New Rules, 2/4/09
We must ensure CEO
*
Payscales are just
*
Or risk what remains
*
Of the frayed
*
Public trust:
*
Halfmillionbucks
*
Payscales are just
*
Or risk what remains
*
Of the frayed
*
Public trust:
*
Halfmillionbucks
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
On Daschle withdrawal, 2/3/09
He made some mistakes
*
And did no excusing.
*
I tried, but
*
The Tom-bomb
*
Needed defusing:
*
Obombinee
*
And did no excusing.
*
I tried, but
*
The Tom-bomb
*
Needed defusing:
*
Obombinee
Monday, February 2, 2009
What recovery means for you, 2/2/09
Please take a moment
*
As the economy's bleeding
*
And send a question
*
To your local
*
Recovery House Meeting:
*
Transparaplan
*
As the economy's bleeding
*
And send a question
*
To your local
*
Recovery House Meeting:
*
Transparaplan
On TD, 2/2/09
Those who think my nominee
*
For HHS will crash'll
*
Find the club's still soft
*
For former
*
Senator Tom Daschle:
*
Potkettlevote
*
For HHS will crash'll
*
Find the club's still soft
*
For former
*
Senator Tom Daschle:
*
Potkettlevote
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Pre-Superbowl Interview, 2/1/09
Though it may be hard
*
I'd like to see
*
Most troops out of Iraq
*
by Bowl El
*
Ex Eye Vee:
*
Withdrawabowl
*
I'd like to see
*
Most troops out of Iraq
*
by Bowl El
*
Ex Eye Vee:
*
Withdrawabowl
Middle Class Task Force, 1/30/09
Our plan to spark
*
Recovery
*
Puts folks to work
*
Starting with
*
The V.P.
*
Bideputized
*
Recovery
*
Puts folks to work
*
Starting with
*
The V.P.
*
Bideputized
Alfalfa dinner, 1/31/09
My man Rahm E
*
Thinks every day's
*
A chance
*
To swear in
*
Different ways:
*
Obamaburn
*
Thinks every day's
*
A chance
*
To swear in
*
Different ways:
*
Obamaburn
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Weekly address, 1/31/09: Burmashaved!
To heal our nation's credit mess
*
Will take not months but years.
*
I tell you this so you can help
*
To bend
*
The Senate's ears.
*
Recovaplan
*
Will take not months but years.
*
I tell you this so you can help
*
To bend
*
The Senate's ears.
*
Recovaplan
Friday, January 30, 2009
Pro-labor executive orders, 1/30/09
After eight years favoring
*
Corporate perks
*
It's time to write rules
*
For the person
*
Who works:
*
Laboright
*
Corporate perks
*
It's time to write rules
*
For the person
*
Who works:
*
Laboright
Thursday, January 29, 2009
On Ex-Gov Rod, 1/29/09
Now he's gone from Springfield
*
I wish him all the best
*
And ask him not to call me
*
As he takes his
*
[Bleeping] rest.
*
Blagojegone.
*
I wish him all the best
*
And ask him not to call me
*
As he takes his
*
[Bleeping] rest.
*
Blagojegone.
On Wall Street bonuses, 1/29/09
Now's not the time
*
for those who bank
*
to draw on checks
*
they mistake
*
for blank:
*
Citishame.
*
for those who bank
*
to draw on checks
*
they mistake
*
for blank:
*
Citishame.
Signing the Fair Pay Act, 1/29/09
The first bill I sign
*
is an open letter
*
to daughters
*
everywhere
*
from Lilly Ledbetter
*
Equalify
*
is an open letter
*
to daughters
*
everywhere
*
from Lilly Ledbetter
*
Equalify
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
After meeting with business leaders, 1/28/09: Burmashaved!
If we will enter
*
a better era
*
we'll have to
*
give our
*
equal share-a
*
Econosave
*
a better era
*
we'll have to
*
give our
*
equal share-a
*
Econosave
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Al-Arabia Interview, 1/27/09: Burmashaved!
It's time to turn
*
A newer page
*
And start to
*
Truly
*
Re-engage
*
Obamsalaam
Saturday, January 24, 2009
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